Ugh! I wish you guys were Donna!
when someone gives you a compliment
i have to write an original fairy tale so help me out and finish the sentence
once upon a time
there were many tiny dragons
but exactly how many tiny dragons were there
that’s a lot of tiny dragons
Teaching your friends how to make their boobs look gigantic for musicals.
"Where should I put these cats?" "Oh, just stack them anywhere
If you’re going to tell a story about a playwright’s words being hijacked by an alien species, then, you know, you might as well make that playwright the most famous playwright that’s ever lived. - David Tennant.
"Women don’t like action, they skew towards romantic comedy and emotional drama. That’s just the way it is."
Using this argument is like feeding a lab mouse only cheddar cheese all it’s life and then saying it prefers the cheddar over the Gouda because reasons. No. No it doesn’t. That’s just all you’ve been giving it. You are a bad scientist. Hand in your goddamn coat and get the hell out of the lab.
my favourite hobby is not wearing pants
Bai Yun at the San Diego Zoo in California, US, on February 8, 2014.
© Jonny Victorsson.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’